How to Get Laid by Being a Sexual Tease

I’m Jon Sinn and this time, I’m going to discuss some strategies to tease women in a sexual manner.

Sexualized teasing involves exchanging banter with a woman, and dishing out jokes that relate to sexuality or the act of sex.

One of the best things about this type of teasing is that you can infuse humor to soften your sexual advances. A girl who gets offended by a joke is not much of a sport, so girls try their best to not take the joke seriously. This means she can’t get offended. If it’s clear that what you’re doing is not sexual judgment, she cannot be offended. Teasing her in this manner gets her thinking about sex, which is what you really want to happen in the first place.

Therefore, you should not be afraid to tease her. One thing that I do in conversation is to accidentally spill some of my drink on the woman so that she’ll say that I got her wet. If she does not say that out loud, I say it for her, that I got her wet. I can pull that off, and so can you.

Claiming that I have ‘that’ effect on women is also a good way to sexually tease a girl. Like I notice she’s blushing and say I have that effect on women. The whole idea is to plant the notion that she likes you and wants to sleep with you, that’s why she’s blushing. It also conveys the thought that you think she cannot sexually match you. These are some frames you can use for sexualized teasing.

Here are some more specific lines. Another good line is to tease her about her past experience. When I bring up her old boyfriend, I say something like, I don’t know who your ex is, but he clearly didn’t spank you when you acted all naughty like that.

Another line I use is the one that refers to her type of sexual animal. I’ll call her homemade vanilla type, or something very old-fashioned. Maybe I’ll hint that she’s the type that likes the missionary position and always makes love with the lights off. I will also quip that she might be a girl who likes to have sex on birthdays and Valentine’s Day. Or, that she prefers to keep her clothes on during sex.

This is one good technique to use if you are in the process of learning how to get laid by teasing a woman. By making jokes about sex in your own funny way, you can get the subject out there. Sex may be the pink elephant that no one wants to talk about, but by doing this, you’re giving it a name, a dress and letting it sit with you on the table.

To be able to get a woman in bed with you, you have to make her imagine all sorts of things. You can easily let her imagine what kind of sex you have to offer by exchanging sexual banter with her.